TRUMP’S PIG-IGNORANT SCREED AGAINST CANADA’S DAIRY SYSTEM IS ECONOMICALLY ILLITERATE AND FACTUALLY WRONG
Donald Trump’s recent attacks on Canada’s dairy sector are classic Trump grift in misdirection, disinformation, and economic buffoonery.
With his characteristic ignorance of detail and disdain for truth, Trump once again misrepresents the very trade agreement he himself negotiated—CUSMA—while deriding Canada’s long-standing supply management system as if it were an affront to American sovereignty.
In doing so, he not only embarrasses the U.S. on the international stage but also reveales a deep misunderstanding of how trade agreements and tariff systems actually work.
Face it, Trump is a pig-ignorant moron who hung put with Jeffrey Epstein and Russian mob associates.
Let’s begin with the basics that Trump doesn’t seem to grasp:
Canada’s dairy industry operates under a supply management framework.
This system controls domestic production, sets stable prices for farmers, and limits imports through tariff-rate quotas (TRQs).
These are not rogue policies invented to antagonize American dairy farmers—they’re long-established economic mechanisms, codified and defended by successive Canadian governments across party lines, designed to ensure food sovereignty and farmer stability.
Under CUSMA, signed by and under Trump’s own administration and enforced since July 1, 2020, Canada gave the U.S. expanded access to its dairy market.
This included a list of specific tariff-rate quotas on milk, cheese, yogurt, butter, ice cream, and even whey.
As long as U.S. exporters stay within those agreed quotas, they enjoy duty-free access to Canada’s market.
But if they try to exceed those quotas—yes, tariffs apply.
And not only are those tariffs long-standing, but they did not increase under the Biden administration, despite what Trump falsely claims during his toilet tantrums squeezing big macs out of his anus hole.
For example, the 298.5% tariff on over-quota butter and 245.5% tariff on cheddar cheese are the exact same rates applied in 2017 and 2020, long before Joe Biden took office.
The U.S. dairy industry, through the International Dairy Foods Association (IDFA), even admitted on March 7, 2025, that America has never come close to reaching those quota limits.
In fact, the IDFA voiced concerns not about Canadian policy, but about the rising costs of Trump’s own trade war and its effect on exports to key trading partners like Canada.
And what is the actual value of the Canadian market to U.S. dairy exporters?
In 2023 alone, Canada imported $1.14 billion USD in American dairy—making it the second-largest importer of U.S. dairy products.
Add to that the full scope of agricultural trade, and Canada ranks as the largest overall export market for U.S. eggs and related products, with agricultural imports totaling $28.2 billion USD in 2023.
Yet Trump dares to portray Canada as some kind of protectionist villain hoarding milk behind a tariff wall.
Trump’s ignorance becomes even more galling when you consider that American farmers are heavily subsidized.
Federal programs like the Dairy Margin Coverage and Dairy Revenue Protection shield them from the kind of market volatility that Canadian farmers pre-emptively avoid through supply management.
In essence, both systems support farmers—Canada does so via stable pricing and controlled supply; the U.S. does so with taxpayer money.
Trump, of course, says nothing about these subsidies, because they don’t serve his narrative of Canadian betrayal.
This entire episode is emblematic of Trump’s approach to trade: wields nationalism like a fucking club, ignores facts, and attack allies to boost his image among populist isolationists.
zBut shouting “200 percent tariffs!” without context is not leadership—it’s propaganda.
It confuses Americans, irritates allies, and undermines the very trade deals he once hailed as historic victories.
Canada’s supply management system is not the problem.
The problem is a man who is incapable of grasping reality or will not understand the policies he negotiates, lies about the ones he didn’t, and then blames others when reality fails to conform to his fantasy.
He’a a really stupid prick.
So let’s be clear: Trump’s dairy tantrum is not about trade.
It’s about distraction, deflection, and the pig-ignorant fuckery of a man who confuses negotiation with bullying and diplomacy with chest-thumping ignorance.
Canada deserves better.
So does the truth.
Fuck off Donald.